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Chapter 3: Little Bear meets Mr. Waternoose (1/30/21)
Little Bear is lounging in his water beanIE bag chair. He is brushing his teeth with Trademark Little Bear Toothpaste. Mr. Waternose walks in from the bathroom wearing only a towel. He takes off his hat and tipps it towards Little BEAR.
"Good evening Little Bear", said Waternose," Now open your fucking fuck hole."
"Ok Master Mr.Waternose, says Little Bear.
Mr. Waternose takes out his giantantic magmum tapir dong and slaps Little Bear in the ass.
"Jesus the Christ, Mr.Waternose",said Little Bear, " Your bigger that Franklin the Turtle".
Little Bear turns around and sticks his little ass out for Mr.Waternose.
" Fuck that Noise", says Mr. WATERNOSE. Much like a medieval Lance, Mr. Waternose shoves his wee wee into LIITLE Bears pee pee.
Little Bear dies.
" Why did you kill me Master Mister Waternose," says Little Bear's ghost. Little Bear calls upon Osama Bindougem. Osama Bingdougem kills waternose with a gun and presents his severed penis to Little Bear. "Thank you my Knight," says Little Bear," I knight thee." Little Bear wraps the penis around Osama Bendougem like a feather boa. The ammonia perspiring from the slong kills Osama Bendougem. "Fuck," says Little Bear. Alex Jones bursts through the front door.
The ghosts of Mr. WATERNOSE and Osama Bendougdougedoug show up and spook Little Bear. " Fuck, Fuck,,"says Little Bear. "We have come to fuck you," says now dickless Mr. Waternose ghost. Bane and Snoop were pulled from hell by Alex Jones machine.
M Knight Sammalongadingdoug twist. Malaysia flight 370 crashes into Little Bear house. Everyone die. Ghosts fight over Little Bear corpse. "
Mmmmmmmmm virgins" says Bane, Snoop Dogg, Mr.Waternose ghost, and Osama bedougdoug ghost.
Just then Bruce Campbell and MC Ride burst through the front doors and opened hell yet again causing everyone but Ride and Bruce to get sucked to Hell, Michigan. Bruce then ressurected Erin and they lived happily ever after.
And thus ends the Erin Trilogy
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