Gordrizzle Chronicles Entry 2: "12 Million Years Flies When You're Having Fun!"

THE GORDRIZZLE CHRONICLES
For the first two seasons or so of Lord Blood-Rah's Nerve Wrackin' Theatre, we regularly received messages from a malevolent, seemingly omnipotent alien being which called itself GORDRIZZLE THE UNKIND.
His threatening messages promised tragedy and destruction for our world, then, just as suddenly as they began, the messages ceased.
Here we present the collected messages received from this creature.
Will Gordrizzle make good on his threats?
Will we receive more messages in the future?
WATCH THIS SPACE, AND THE SKIES, FOR THE ANSWER!

Fun!"